Funny Conversations

In the past couple of weeks, I have had several conversations with Lily that have just cracked me up.  Here are the ones I took the time to write down so I wouldn't forget!

(On 9/20 after women's bible study.  We were sitting in the El Azteca parking lot and I realize I forgot my wallet at home.  Lily was disappointed, as was I).
Lily: I don't wanna go home.  I wanna go in the restaurant.
Me: I know sweetie but we don't have any money.

Then, a couple of days later, when Justin was putting her to bed:
Justin: Tomorrow we're going to eat at a restaurant for lunch.
Lily: No Daddy, we don't have no money.
*I had told Justin about our previous conversation so he busted up laughing at this!

And finally, in relation to the forgotten wallet...a week later as we're driving in the car:
Lily: Mom, you got your purse?
Me: Yes, I do.
Lily: Oh, ok.  I wanna go to a restaurant then.
*As if I'm not tempted to go out to eat all the time anyway!  Now I have a child who wants to and it's really hard to say no to this at times! :)

(On 9/27 in Target - the 3 following conversations took place): 

When turning the cart around, I hit one of the shelves.
Lily: Mom, that's embarassing.
*I'm already embarassing her at age 2!  Just wait til she's a teenager. :)

Lily: That yady (lady) over there has pink hair.
Me: (trying not to laugh) Shhhh!
Lily: You laughing at that yady?
Me: No, I'm laughing at you!

Heading to the checkout lane....
Lily: I don't wanna pay.
Me: Well we need to because if we leave without paying, that's stealing.
Lily: Oh.  Is that bad?
Me: Yes, God says "Do not steal."
Lily: Oh.  Sorry, God.

Oh, this child makes life interesting and I love her so!